Serge Lutens


Some people wash furiously to try to stem the stench of knob cheese. Not you. You like it in the form of a scented candle to fill the room with some acrid ambiance? or so you have people think! Mwahahaha! Wanky Candles may have labelled this candle with reference to a type of cheese that you?d never find on a platter (or, at least, wouldn?t want to), but it?s a classic bait-and-switch. Either no one wanted to sample the smell of knob cheese to recreate it, or they didn?t think anyone would actually want to savour its scent. So, instead of a cheese that transcends even Stinking Bishop, this candle actually smells of vanilla when you light it.